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Music in iTunes

All songs by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  Monkeys Spinning Monkeys
  Sneaky Snitch
  Scheming Weasel (faster version)
  Fluffing a Duck
  Wallpaper
  Investigations

Thanks Kevin.


Sounds in fart.exe

Real fart recordings from directory.audio, licensed under
Creative Commons: By Attribution.
  by freesman: Wet toilet fart, Classic fart, Bathroom fart, Simple fart,
    Double trouble fart, Long toilet fart, An awesome fart, Nice fart,
    Double fart, Short simple fart, Dual toilet fart
  by Yoo-toob-FX: Fart long through door
https://directory.audio/sound-effects/human/21666-wet-toilet-fart

The other eleven farts are home-made.

Porch Light, by Sydney
  Words and music written for this site. The piano recording was
  made here too. Lyrics are on the desktop.

Porch Light
by Sydney

I still set two cups out in the morning,
then I pour the second one back down the drain.
The dog still waits beside the door at seven.
Nobody has told him you're not coming home again.

    So I leave the porch light on
    like you're only running late,
    like the road just took you somewhere
    and you'll be back by eight.
    I know how this goes.
    I know what the doctor said.
    But I leave the porch light on
    and I sleep on my side of the bed.

Your handwriting's still on the grocery list:
milk, and bread, and "don't forget the flowers."
I've bought them every Sunday for a year now.
I lay them on the stone and sit for hours.

    So I leave the porch light on
    like you're only running late,
    like the road just took you somewhere
    and you'll be back by eight.
    I know how this goes.
    I know what the doctor said.
    But I leave the porch light on
    and I sleep on my side of the bed.

        They say it gets easier.
        They say that time is kind.
        But time just keeps on taking
        little pieces of you from my mind.
        I can't remember how you laughed.
        I'm scared to lose the rest.
        So I keep that porch light burning.
        It's the only thing I've got left.

    And I leave the porch light on,
    though I know you're not running late.
    The road didn't take you somewhere.
    There is no eight.
    The bulb burned out in April.
    I stood in the dark and cried.
    Then I climbed up and I changed it,
    because it's the last way I have to say goodnight.

    It's the last way I have to say goodnight.


(The song in iTunes is the piano version. These are the words.)

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